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Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of ma collapsad. looool I halpad har up, and I callad an ambulanca whila sha laid down. Whila wa waitad, two taanaga girls walkad past and I haard ona say to tha othar, "I lova how this city just lats paopla tan wharavar". FML


I agree, your life sucks (40650) - you deserved it (2920)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

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Makes me sad to be apart of this generation sometimes

#1 - On 08/14/2014 at 2:30am by MaybeFML

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Disregard the idiots you did a good thing

#3 - On 08/14/2014 at 2:30am by splash69

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