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Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML


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On 07/18/2013 at 5:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Axe him to stop.

#5 - On 07/18/2013 at 10:11am by McNikk

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Ugh.. I wish guys didn't think using a shitload of Axe makes them smell good.

#4 - On 07/18/2013 at 10:11am by tupelo

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