Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
by abbielane / 06/25/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
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She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.
#4 - On 06/25/2012 at 6:06am by plaguer
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wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...
#7 - On 06/25/2012 at 6:12am by Pentium_4
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