The great pretender

By abbielane - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
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plaguer 26

She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.

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Pentium_4 27

wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...

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KitGrey 4

So cover her floor in pins and tie her to a chair to 'cure' her.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

That's too far and is considered abuse and possibly torture. How would you like it being tied to a chair and have your floor covered in pins to prevent your escape?

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Hey, well if you're into that kind of stuff...

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lepuppykicker 15

Instead of pins how about Legos?

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brackaman 18

89, you have officially crossed the line into pure evil. Hot coals maybe, but legos are reserved for like murderers.

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Did she really think you were going to buy that excuse? there's a pretty big gap between sleep walking and punching someone in the face..

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xStaciexLynnx 15

People who sleepwalk can punch someone...

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KiddNYC1O 20

17- Do your research first. Sleepwalkers may pose a threat.

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Windv 12

Slap her really hard to "make sure she's really awake" cause sleepwalking is dangerous!

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GVirdi 11

25 they did that a long time ago

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tennisrapper1 14

She was just going out to the party to sleep! Isn't that what kids do nowadays?

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FranzFerdinand 18

Yeah, they do sleep with people. Duh OP. FYL for having an idiot daughter.

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snowdust 2

Today, I woke up as I punched my mother in the face. I've never sleepwalked before. She won't believe me and insists I was awake. FML

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theladysman 1

yeah right, you did knock her ob her ass ?

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210tex 1

If she was sleep walking she would of had the clothes she sleeps in if she didn't she must be lying

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simonsaysYDI 8

Yeah... some sleepwalkers can and will get dressed. Some will cook or clean or attempt to drive. Getting dressed wouldn't be a shocker.

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shots1996 8

The funny part is. Sleepwalkers don't even know their sleep walking until they wake up and find their in a different location. Take it from someone who has slept and walked. I didn't know I was till I found my self locked in the next room and my dad was tryin to get me out

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FireFlie07 20

Alarm system and hidden camera?

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