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Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8441) - you deserved it (35729)

On 03/09/2012 at 8:56pm - kids - by mikey51 (man) - Australia

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If I talked to my parents like that, I would consider getting locked in a bathroom as getting off easy.

#2 - On 03/10/2012 at 12:24am by kut17

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Because the dishes are SO hard to do...

#7 - On 03/10/2012 at 12:28am by singerlove

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