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22, I think it's still pretty obvious that 1 is a girl. What man would drive a yellow Miata with a personalized license plate that said "Lesbian"?

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Poop app, 25? You mean the app you choose to use as you lose your poos? I guess mine is Angry Birds because you can play one-handed and wipe with the other. Also, when the white bird drops it's bomb, it's very encouraging.

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I don't know what these girls are talking about. We dint poo or urinate, those fluids simply seep out of our pores making us smell like a bed of roses.

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kinggeorgegal, you have had the most thumbs downed comments I have ever seen. I hereby present the biggest failure in FML award to you. enjoy. yes that was a douchebagass thing to say so bring on the thumbs down:)

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umm whats the big deal about this... it's only natural so stop complaining about girls not shitting. it's human.

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DIE SHIT!! *sprays febreeze point blank* but seriously, a stinky bathroom is pretty usefull especially if your a frog. it attracts flies and I eat flies.

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OP go to his bathroom and stink up his and say " u were using my bathroom and besides i DIDNT WANT TO STINK UP MY BATHROOM." *snap snap snap*

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Yeah but OP still doesn't want his fucking bathroom to stink. Who want to go in a bathroom, take a deep breath and say "what a lovely scent of shit?"

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That would be a great new line of perfume, with scents such as "Eau de Shit" and "Rotting Flesh Parfum".

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well maybe OP moved out of their parents house and he was at her house using her bathroom

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Yeah, that sounds way more likely than another spoiled self entitled brat whining about how hard their life is on FML. Newsflash, OP, until you pay rent or mortgage, it's not yours.

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I read it as the OP came home to her own apartment, and her dad (presumably keeper of the spare key) had broke in to take a shit. Weird, I usually assume the worst of the OP right off.

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reading the irrelevant replies to your picture honestly annnoyed the hell out of me, some people are just assholes.

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Don't be dissing that cat, it's called a sphinx. They're odd-looking, but still cute. They get cold easily since they don't have much fur and they're adorable in little kitty sweaters :3

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Um. it appears that all of the comments talking about how ugly ammmeor's profile pic is just disappeared. If it's only appearing that way on my end, ignore this post. o_x

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