By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
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therealsuperman 0

build a snowman. duh

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therealsuperman 0

build a snowman. duh

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blonderabbit 0

you could always make a snow angel or sing christma carols!? or you could just go find a life...

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds similar to me. However, I have a brain the size of a planet, so nothing keeps me entertained. I'm always left pondering the pointlessness of it all. You are an Earth-creature, and therefore descended from apes. Your simple brain should be easy to amuse. Might I suggest a piece of string? A couple of rocks to bang together? Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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mario75 0

chewwy FTW... Again! and btw im definetly no a decendent of an ape and your brain is derinetly not as big as a planet.

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jewban 3

go get a dog and then you and your dog can play in the snow together! lol

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evilpieboy 0

47, u like a constant downer huh? 71, ftw lol :P

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Kaiden2554 0

chewey are you retarded? Robots can't get laid because he doesn't have Human organs.

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t765234 10

Wow Mario, I wasn't aware that other sentient beings than humans populated the earth and used the Internet, way to be a ******* idiot though good job.

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rubberduck_of_doom 31

#55 and you need to read a book once in a while!

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theRovingMage 0

Flash computer games! Make cookies for firemen/police. (Want to feel super sexy? Do this. They love the food and you get flirted with.) Go to free Christmas/Holiday events. Check your paper for ideas. Go to a museum or a gallery. Get books from a library. Find a hobby by picking up things that look sort of cool, then read them and if you like it, try it. Make Christmas presents. There's always things to do.

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MexRomeo 0

you really put a lot of thought into this didn't u?

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aliceharper 0

you could've used your day off to go out and get a life

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Fortuitous 0

Yeah, I hear Home Depot sells them for $29.99- $19.99 around the holiday season.

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talun 10

Maybe this is telling you that you should take time off work to find these things that you don't have(life, friends, hobbies).

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secretmuse 0

oh my gosh, GET A LIFE! Drama, attention seeker, enjoy while you can lol

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sweet_candy_ 17

you should get a pet. so you won't feel lonely.

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