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By Niles - / Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:46 / Canada - North Vancouver
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Freezing cold sludge? He obviously had that in the freezer waiting for you and had been planning this for a long time. This will require revenge of epic proportions. If your revenge doesn't involve prostitutes, the mafia, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I'll be very disappointed.

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Nice first comment. It definitely exemplifies your brilliance in crafting a comment that is so wonderfully appealing that it blows everyone's eyes out.

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It's little bitches like you that end up putting hundreds of YDIs on FMLs where the OPs were completely innocent. I hope you're happy when you think that they deserve that, because I think I see a shadow with a bucket full of icy sludge coming up behind you.

Freezing cold sludge? He obviously had that in the freezer waiting for you and had been planning this for a long time. This will require revenge of epic proportions. If your revenge doesn't involve prostitutes, the mafia, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I'll be very disappointed.

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20- It takes a few phone calls and a hefty amount of bacon, but it's a perfectly plausible course of action. I can say from experience that it works like a charm. The toothpaste cap is always on, the toilet seat is always down, but my boyfriend started wanting me to call him "Boss" and there's always glitter in the sink...

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53- You really aren't required to pay them unless you actually use them, so we have yet to pay a prostitute with bacon. They're there purely for the "moral support" of the Mounted policemen.

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75- I never thought about substituting regular Italian guys for the Mafia! To think, I've been shooting people with this broken gun that doesn't make any noise for these two guys who make me kiss their rings afterward. Your method seems less stress-inducing, by far.

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Happy to help. I'm sure Vinny and Antonio from the construction company would be cheaper to hire for a revenge prank. Come to think of it, they DO always seem to know a good piling hole that's about to be filled with concrete too...

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