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Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

By :/ - / Tuesday 5 November 2013 21:01 / United States - Romulus
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  8born8  |  18

Tell him someone is trying to steal his car or trying to tow it away.

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  8born8  |  18

So, I'm guessing no one has seen the movie "The Court Jester" starring Danny Kaye? A comedy that doesn't rely on inuendo, sex, ethnicity or toilet humor to get cheap laughs.

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  Batterypost  |  23

It's actually called "Movember", and you're only supposed to keep the moustache. The goal is to raise prostate cancer awareness.

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