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Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

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Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

#4 - On 02/01/2012 at 6:13pm by nava1210

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Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

#8 - On 02/01/2012 at 6:14pm by Yarrachel

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