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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80429) - you deserved it (7532)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)

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this is why you don't date dedicated religious people, they freak over the smallest things and make the relationship more difficult. I had a gf that dumped me because her friends and family didn't think I went to church enough.

#9 - On 02/22/2009 at 3:22am by GameRater01

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seriously... what else is there to do or say besides laugh and "wtf?"

#8 - On 02/22/2009 at 3:21am by mleeb

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