Intimacy: Jeez

Jeez

By not getting any anymore - 22/02/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 513

You deserved it 7 849

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 719

You deserved it 25 755

Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 088

You deserved it 4 912

Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 482

You deserved it 5 224

Quickie

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 336

You deserved it 138

Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 033

You deserved it 1 424

By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 889

You deserved it 8 198

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 769

You deserved it 175

By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 12:26 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 526

You deserved it 4 411

All in the family

By notasgood - 12/01/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 599

You deserved it 3 333

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 588

You deserved it 538

mleeb 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 9:21

seriously... what else is there to do or say besides laugh and "wtf?"

burdenofaday 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 9:52

Gods are man's worst creation.

Comments

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:09

he must be mormon...

jayhawk63 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:41

I agree with 38...haha take it as a compliment.

ZING_MASTER 0

Monday 23 February 2009 0:00

Cockblocked by God - the TRUE ZING MASTER!!!

Cortney 0

Monday 23 February 2009 0:51

I'd be pretty pissed if I were you. FYL FML

wenbinbin2010 0

Monday 23 February 2009 1:28

making out with someone isn't a sin... but. these comments are saddening. #14: Man is God's worst creation.

Iwetmyself 0

Monday 23 February 2009 3:28

He isgay;

italiangrim 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 1:00

ur boyfriend is a ******* ****** lmfaoo wtf are u doing wit tht kid

OXAMH 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:24

#83 it is a request not a requirement.

mzeganluvsu 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:00

That's funny... my ex was the same freakin' way! Hello dumbass the sex is good, but then I'm the sinner???? Sex happens between two ppl! I'm sorry he's a loser. That kinda shit right there will totally screw u up if u hear it for too long like I did. Sorry girl!