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Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20669) - you deserved it (2963)

On 01/13/2010 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by cantgetitupcantgetiton (woman) - United States

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Have you tried sucking his dick before sex ?

#2 - On 01/14/2010 at 3:31am by Anonymous874598

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What is he like 90?

#10 - On 01/14/2010 at 5:35am by CallMeHush

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