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Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11608) - you deserved it (18564)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by FavreFan99 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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hhahaha. I laughed a little.

#1 - On 01/01/2010 at 5:05pm by crabbyxboom

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There are still options at that point...

#4 - On 01/01/2010 at 5:08pm by Bussed

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