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Don't need to be super strong. Orgasms give you super strength, one of the first times my husband was using a toy on me and it worked he started laughing cause it felt weird to him, I slapped him so hard he fell off the bed. We still laugh about that over a year later.


Oh, what a night, late December back in '63 What a very special time for me As I remember what a night! Oh what a night, You know I didn't even know her name But I was never gonna be the same What a lady, what a night!

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Today, my 12-year-old daughter glued her left eyelid shut with fake eyelash glue. After spending 4 hours in the ER, I asked her why she did it. "I wanted to get Blake to notice me," she said. Blake is our neighbor's convict son. FML

By AnnoyedSister / Monday 30 December 2014 22:28 / United States - Arlington
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