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Today, it was me and my husband's anniversary. He was at work, so I decided to dress up "sexy". You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother who'd visited to wish me a happy anniversary. FML


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On 11/07/2009 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by sexysue (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I think it's better to wear something revealing under something that COVERS IT UP. that's just common sense, which I greatly lack.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:04pm by gollygoshers

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Coulda been worse. Coulda been your husband wearing the same things. How awkward!!

#11 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:21pm by Drakon

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