Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

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Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
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gracehi 31

Why would you want to have sex with your own husband? So weird. No wonder he was suspicious.

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minesbiggerr 25

What if the husband had a reason to distrust OP? We don't have all the information.

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otecasacid 22

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a1_z9 10

Even if that's the case, this is such an often-used way to 'reignite the spark' he's got no excuse for not believing her!

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LastResort318 14

The wife might have cheated before. You never know.

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zykrithium 22

#26 this is also the situation many guys find themselves in when they interrupt their woman cheating so cut the guy some slack.

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Spongybunny 2

Or he could just be a really suspicious/jealous guy that doesn't trust OP. Maybe he has something to hide so he assumed she did too.

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DoomedGemini 37

Even if she has, by choosing to marry/stay with her he's decided to put that behind them. Jumping to cheating over your wife wearing LINGERIE is a bit dramatic. As the person said before, it's used to reignite the spark and being spontaneous is important for at least most couples.

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RiddleMePancake 12

he could have been off that day... some days you just arent thinking straight. maybe something is on his mind or hes sick.. again, cut him some slack

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henrylikestreats 22

Considering you are married, your husband should trust you more. As long as you haven't cheated in the past, I don't see how he would jump to this conclusion. Try talking to him about it.

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1dvs_bstd 41

is that the equivalent of 'you mean ex right?'

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juststephhere 23

He obviously has some serious trust issues, maybe try sitting down to talk about it.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

or HE'S cheating

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TallMist 32

Why does everyone assume that if the man accuses the woman of cheating, it's really the guy that's cheating? Does no one realize that that is sexist?

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gracehi 31

Why would you want to have sex with your own husband? So weird. No wonder he was suspicious.

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BillMurray_fml 12

Exactly, everyone knows as soon as the rings are on the fingers all sex stops!

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assassinbanana0 20

I'm married and that's not the case....

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CaroAurelia 12

Sarcasm, my friend. Sarcasm.

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a1_z9 10

It's common knowledge that once a woman becomes a wife she automatically has a 24/7 headache bestowed upon her, making sex out of the question!

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Kaygirl2013 13

I'm engaged and a female, and would have sex everyday, twice a day if I could. Its my fiancee that is Male and never in the mood. so, no, its not always the woman in the relationship.

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Shmatterhorn 38

I'm thinking it's time to talk to a marriage counselor. He seems to have a serious trust problem.

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Epickitty58 29

What husband doesn't have trust his wife to be faithful? If anything, he should believe you when you say that you aren't lying. Spouses should have complete faith in each other, not be accusing the other of adultery.

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