Not now

By sexysue - 07/11/2009 22:22 - United States

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Today, it was mine and my husband's anniversary. He was at work so I decided to dress up "sexy." You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother, who'd come by to wish me a happy anniversary. FML
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gollygoshers 0

I think it's better to wear something revealing under something that COVERS IT UP. that's just common sense, which I greatly lack.

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Drakon_fml 7

Coulda been worse. Coulda been your husband wearing the same things. How awkward!!

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anonacs 0

He should have called, it's his fault for what he seen. It's your anniversary, you could have, and should have, been ****** all day.

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Erindub 0

I guess that sucks but I think it coukd've been worse. Happy anniversary.

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0o__munekita__o0 0

first of all why would your husband ring the doorbell i would think he would just go in. and if you heard the doorbell why would you answer it half naked? YDI.

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Avenging_Angel 0

NO. NO. Don't ******* say "my husband and I's"... That is so grammatically incorrect that it makes me want to rape a baby's face. I'm not entirely sure what the right way to say it is, but at least say "me and my husband's", which is way less infuriating.

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dzizzle 0

It is really painful to the ears to hear/read "my husband and I's".But I wouldn't go so far as baby face rape. "My husband and my"

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EddiesGirl 14

do neither of u understand that you are both wrong?? "me and my husband's " is completely off and it is actually correct English to say "my husband's and I ". at least get it right before you try to be a Grammer nazi.

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fringle 0

lol they changed it. used to say , "you know… 'SEXY'. Anyway,…"

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margie4peace 11

FYI... It's "my husband's and my anniversary".... just in case you care.

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sandra143 0

thank you for correcting his text. it was written quite poorly at first, as was the one below it.

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JellyMelly 0

You could have thrown on a robe or something quick enough if you heard him come in at least.

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SGTSlaughter 0

So?Just pull a blanket or a robe out of the closet and cover yourself up,no need to share this with the rest of the world.

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