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Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47943) - you deserved it (7667)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by LALALA3 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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You should've bit down when he said that.

#8 - On 02/16/2009 at 11:51pm by Kiebland

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Do NOT listen to the people who said "You should've done it more often."
He dumped you once he got what he wanted- if you'd give him one straight away he would've dumped you then. It doesn't make a diffenece how long you left it.
He's just going to use you for more favours in the future.
He's just an ass & you're better off without him.

#55 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:32pm by AnneFTW

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