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Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55753) - you deserved it (9211)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by LALALA3 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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You should've bit down when he said that.

#8 - On 02/16/2009 at 11:51pm by Kiebland

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tell him you give even better blowjobs to boyfriends... and the next time he is still asking for some... bite right through it

#20 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:49am by hotmale

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