Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML

by vicgal / 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

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  • They're your priorities, so why is this an FML? Perhaps the reason you're not enjoying sex is because you're lying there paying attention to the curtains?

    #11 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:09pm by Twinklestar

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  • Sounds like you should start having sex in the dark...

    #6 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:07pm by brrrx

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