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They're your priorities, so why is this an FML? Perhaps the reason you're not enjoying sex is because you're lying there paying attention to the curtains?

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WHOOP WHOOP A woman who doesn't expect men to read minds! You're my hero. I'm gonna make you a fucking statue. Hmm. This is supposed to be a reply to 14. Don't know how it ended up here.

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Well, that's not special at all. Screw the FML trolls, the Facbeook Bathroom Wall ones are sooo much better. Seriously. Except for maybe LatinoHeat.

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Hey I have a question....I'm not disagreeing with #14, because it was her statement that made me wonder. What is the point of having sex with someone else when we can all just "pleasure ourselves"? Clearly we don't want to "do" ourselves constantly, and there's actually more to sex in a commited relationship than orgasms, so if OP isn't really interested in sex with her boyfriend in the first place (Why else would she be paying attention to the curtains?), there's other iss

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I completely agree that the women of the world need to get amongst it and throw themselves into the act so they can get more pleasure out of it. Communication, direction, actively showing the gentleman involved how it's done - these are all HUGELY important things. But sometimes, it just doesn't cut it. There are blokes out there who are selfish, stupid, sexually inept, or a tragic combination of all three, and no amount of talking or showing or trying or teaching on behalf of the woman gleans a

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That sucks. i agree with 112. If sex sucks, its on both of them. His fault for not making sure she's enjoying it, and her fault for not making sure he's enjoying it/not doing anything. A lot of women are problems with sex because they don't know what to expect/do. Society values virgin women more then anything. If she does know her shit, then she's labeled as a "ho" cause of her experience. So boys, let her know it's okay to like sex!! But seriously if your gonna fuck, you might as

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@112 When I first saw this comment, I thought "Holy shit this thing is long!" Then I read it and thought "This guy makes sense..." I agree with the girlfriend actually doing something though. Even just saying stuff. But hey, if shes tried shes tried. Either one works.

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She should be annoyed that her boyfriend's too shit in bed to make her cum, but she's more pissed off that the curtains don't go with the sheets. Anyhow, OP: change your sheets, dump your boyfriend.

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oh my god #14 I didnt know girls like you existed...lol. Why are you not on TV teaching other girls about this logic concept?

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14..I love you will you marry me? =P haha wow that is one of the best things I have ever read in my life. On behalf of all men; THANK YOU!. Oh and OP grow a pair and teach the boy what to do

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I think the issue here is more that the girl herself hasn't figured out what works for her yet, not that she is simply too lazy to tell her boyfriend.

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SOMAgirl, you are my fucking hero. More women should be like you. Hell, all women should. repyourcliche, you're a selfish, childish bitch and I hope you never enjoy an orgasm in your entire life. #45, just because OP doesn't know her body inside and out doesn't give her an excuse to not communicate. OP, if you're not getting your pleasure, talk to your boyfriend. If you don't know what to tell him, explore with him. If you were literally bored with the sex, then you were pro

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So what if you do communicate and do try to figure it out, and your guy still can't give you an orgasm then what?

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Then you're not trying hard enough. If you can give yourself an orgasm, your partner can give you one.

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SOMAgirl, I think the entire male gender is in love with you! Can we buy you a drink? What are you doing later? You're dreamy! ;)

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Not an FML at all. YDI OP. Learn to communicate, take charge, show him what gets you off, I'm sure he'd be eager to learn.

They're your priorities, so why is this an FML? Perhaps the reason you're not enjoying sex is because you're lying there paying attention to the curtains?

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That was my thought. If you want your bf to be good in bed you should HELP him. We aren't psychics, we can't feel what you feel. You gotta help us if we aren't doing anything right. I'm glad my gf communicats. ^_^

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It's the old chicken-and-egg problem. You say she is not enjoying sex because she is looking at the curtains. I think she is looking at the curtains because she is not enjoying the sex. Maybe she is trying to help him by staring at the curtain rod and trying to imagine what a rock-hard pole would feel like, instead of her boyfriend's flaccid, mushy dick.

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