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Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49807) - you deserved it (7803)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (California)

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But here's a thing. Us guys are clueless. If something doesn't feel good, or if he's doing something wrong... tell him. He will correct himself, and it'll be much easier for the both of you.

#1 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:12am by Learxst

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"Hewwo! My name is Ms Boob! And you aw?"

#6 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:17am by deathbunny256

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