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Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch. We haven't had sex since last September. Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to my wife's vagina in nearly nine months. FML


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On 06/24/2009 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by GettingNone - Sent from mobile version

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How the hell do you go that long without sex? I'm married and we don't go more than 2 or 3 days, even when we're sick. This is after four years, too.

#2 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:11am by itsnotmytree

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That sucks!

You know the romance is gone when your wife asks you to pop an ingrown hair. Near her vagina.

#3 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:12am by surreal

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