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Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch. We haven't had sex since last September. Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to my wife's vagina in nearly nine months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56936) - you deserved it (4108)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by GettingNone - Sent from mobile version

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