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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (53962)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by DanniRae (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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