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By Ouch - / Saturday 21 January 2012 00:29 / United States
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Just tell him it's the horn for the unicorn you're building... Unless it's one of those freaky realistic dildos. Then your screwed.

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you could have said it was a joke present for a friends birthday.. still awkward but a little better than them thinking you're going to use it.

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Really? I had 80 dislikes on one comment. I was quite proud of it actually, yet slightly annoyed as all I had done was give my opinion.

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11, by your profile pic, I suggest the next thing you order online should be a toothbrush and some colgate.

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Oh my gosh, 130. I'm so offended. Try saying something worth reading next time, and/or get a life. Make your decision wisely.

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Nope. The mailmen and mailwomen (to be politicaly correct and shit) just grab it full on bare hands and pass it to each in a long line to OP's house playing an organized game of hot potato.

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The box probably would have a logo and name for the merchandise. Assuming that OP's dad read it and that he looked inside to make sure it wasn't for him, then that plan would have completely failed.

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I don't think they would put the logo in the box, they're usually very discrete. Otherwise people wouldn't buy their products in fear of the mailman knowing they ordered a vibrator...

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It's not like it doesn't come in a package, and I doubt the company has an obvious name like "vibrators4u" labeled on the box. Only thing is I hope is that he respects your privacy by not opening your package.

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Lol 4 you asked, therefor we tell. Also, there is more than just spelling errors wrong with your comment.

Are there no adult boutiques where you live? It seems that if you had simply gotten your ass off of the computer and gone to the store, you wouldn't be in this prediciment.

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#90 I never said it was right for her to be doing that. I was only saying it was legal because #29 implied it wasn't. Don't put words in my mouth.

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73- I don't know about where you live but any sex shops near my home you're not allowed to be in them unless you're over 18. There are even signs up on the doors that you may not enter the store, let alone buy anything.

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#101 I'm just saying there is no law that says you have to be 18 and up to buy vibrators; it's legal. And certain stores like Spencer's allow minors.

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No, #136, my gf was arrested for trying to get one, she's 13 and her mother was with her!(she didnt want her to get knocked up)

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In any state in the U.S. you must be at least 18 yrs of age to purchase pornographic material, including vibrators, dildos, blow-up dolls, sex swings, etc. The only sex-related items underage people may purchase are lube, condoms, vibrating "pleasure rings", pregnancy tests, anything you could find at Wal-Mart or over-the-counter at the local pharmacy.

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I don't see the big deal about people underage having vibrators. Unless they're like 13. But like 16 and 17 year olds? I'd rather have them have vibrators than having sex.

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You can't go into sex shops if you're under the age of 18, though. The one in my town cards everybody who looks under 30. I get carded more consistently there than I do buying liquor!

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No she bought it online she doesn't have to be 18 for that op could of lied on the site. And even then not many 18 year olds have enough money to live on their own it isn't cheap.

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