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Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17903) - you deserved it (73607)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by zep (man) - United States (Arizona)

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how could you possibly have missed that little fact haha?
didn't you check the rooms?

this is hilarious though.

#3 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:14am by funsize003

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hahaha why wouldn't you check every room you dumbass.

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:15am by jj732

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