Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by petpeeeve (woman) - United States (Florida)
ohhh godd! ahha that's lame. it mighta been his lips are chapped or his breathe
#84 - On 03/14/2010 at 6:46am by matt_loves_blunt
Oh diddums.
You got to have sex with a guy you like and he patted you on the back.
What shall we do?! World is over!
Don't read to deep.
I'm bored of these soppy "love" fmylife stories.
#9 - On 03/11/2009 at 5:26am by Mattyknows
maybe the sex was only "great" for one of ya's... i mean at least he took your "sad ass" home instead of calling you a cab and letting them do the dirty work.. theres worse things in the world.. think your just being a bit dramatic
That's better than having a boyfriend who doesn't drop you off after having sex. Or having a boyfriend who doesnt want to meet you at a certain place and don't want to pick you up. Instead its the other way around. You're driving him home after sex, you're meeting him in places you barely know, and you're picking his lazy ass up because he's too selfish to do the same things for you. Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this haha.
But maybe you should look into that. Maybe he didn't know how to react? If he does this again you should sock him in the eye and make him kiss you...haha...Nah, just talk with him if it bothers you.
Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
Hey Hey Hey
You're a booty call.
#17 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:09am by andydawg8891
lol idk that's kind of funny actually. I'd just return a pat on the back to him. :D
"Way to go, champ!"
that is seriously fucked up. I kidna wanna know how old you are though..
But still, I woulda slapped him in the face after that.
#20 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:48am by glass_doll83
Well think of it this way, at least he walked you to the door instead of slowing down to 10mph and pushing your ass out of the car. :P
#21 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:49am by notsousual
If you gave him head he probably just didn't want to kiss the mouth that just had his cock in it. Just saying, he probably just doesn't like the taste of dick.
#23 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:34pm by rebboy_2008
I think it was just an awkward time for both of you. The same happened to me. We were comfortable, it was great, but its still the first time....ya know? It will get less awk.
#26 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:24pm by m0nicam0nster
Hmm.. your life isn't fucked or anything, but at the same time that's kinda harsh.
I agree the above poster, he probably felt awkward, and afterward he probably felt bad about not giving you a kiss.
#27 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm by adreamdesigned
#8 is on the right track. no guy wants to make out with you after the blowjob.
"don't have sex man. sex leads to kissing and pretty soon you actually have to start talking to them"
OMG. My guess is you have probably kissed during the intercourse. Maybe he was in a hurry or whatever, I would not pay THAT much attention to that. Oh NOOOOO; I got my back patted. TWICE!!
Makes you sound like a horse, doesn't it. Patting your horse after a hard ride. Hmm.
Poor you. Well, hope he was just having a "guy" moment and that the relationship is still strong
#32 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:08pm by autumnshivaree
I don't know about anyone else, but where I live, two pats on the back means "I'm gay", and three means "I'm not gay." Get it? That might be what the poster meant. If not, that just sucks.
#34 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:30pm by asdfghjkl_12
honestly that really sucks
maybe he was juz after dhat jz realize dhat if dhats all he wanted he wasnt worth ur time..
and dhen tell everyone he gave u dhe itch! lolz.. buh of course u got cured lol
I think this is cute in some sort of fey precarious way. Passionate goodbyes aren't always necessary and are a little too rich sometimes. Probably especially so after sex. You and he were loved out, or should have been.
Cry more, he obviously has different ways of expressing his affection than the cliche ways we have come to expect thanks to TV dramas and Disney movies. If he really didn't care he wouldn't have even driven you home or walked you to the door. Totally wasted FML.
#44 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:11pm by Misanthropist
I can tell you first-hand that we men act weird after we ejaculate. It's in our genes. No joke. A man is hard-wired to lose interest in the opposite sex immediately after ejaculation. So don't feel bad, he was just acting weird because he came. It has nothing to do with you.
One theory: he only kisses you when he's horny, or kissing you makes him so. Therefore he couldn't kiss you goodnight cause y'all would just end up doin it all over again this time at your place and you guys haven't built up enough stamina for that yet. Foresight on his part.
Or YDI because you should be open and honest enough with your boyfriend to stop him when he does that and ask him what the F.
#48 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:24am by Nickodemus
#14 very funny.
Not a big deal really. Some guys fall asleep right after, some guys don't like any physical contact after either. No biggie.
You just feel bad because you are a woman and want to cuddle all night long. Men are different.
Maybe he just didn't know how to talk to you after that...
#51 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:33am by maiden_girl
yea I'm gonna go with that sucks. like damn, but the patting prolly wasn't done with intentional meaning...maybe
#57 - On 03/15/2009 at 12:02am by just_my_life
There are some guys that have problems with ending up with cum in their mouth. I never had problem with that but I've heard from friends, some do. So don't worry maybe that's all... Maybe it's not... You should find out haha
Somestimes a guy doesn't feel comfortable with kissing after they cum on you lol. I don't care when I do it with my girlfriend but I know some friends that would never kiss after a blowjob. So just don't worry about it. Maybe it's nothing, maybe it is... hahaha go have sex again and find out :)
One pat on the back = he still loves you.
Two pats on the back = he's cheating on you obv.
jk This couldn't be less of a big deal...
Agreed with #8! But if that was the case, he would at least give you a hug? Idk, maybe he's new at this thing
I hate pats on the back... they can be taken in so many different ways. Hope things work out for you!
#66 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:52pm by lovemelucky
Being a guy myself, I know that a lot of guys feel a lot more in some if the smaller things. Or... maybe that's just me. I seem to find a lot of meaning in small things. I bet you two are already back in the swing
;)
#67 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:00am by mylifenotyours
haha Ive been through worse.
I lost my virginity on new years, with my best friend who i was like "in love with" ( I was young and immature) I was at his friends place..
afterwards he patted me on the back..and told me to find my own ride home.
I didnt know where i was.
#68 - On 04/05/2009 at 12:09am by AcrossTheUnivers
that's why you don't give boys bjs unless you don't wanna get kissed until next you rinse your mouth out with listerine.
#70 - On 04/16/2009 at 2:21am by playful2088
He's probably like...
"Aw shit, did I really just do that? Now she's gonna post it on fmylife.com because she thinks it's that important..."
Also in reply to #67, yeah I agree. For me, "I love you" just doesn't cut it, but one extra x on that "bye xx" makes all the difference to me. =P
#72 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:15pm by trecool999
just remember that the next time he asks for any. guys will do what ever you want if they want it bad enough. have fun!!!!
Oh my god!
I had a boyfriend
that sortof did
something like
that but it wasnt
near to that extent
We had been dating
for a couple of
weeks, and he walked
up to me and I was
expecting to get a
kiss or something right?
Wrong he pats my back
and tells me he's going
to go get some water!
YDI for expecting a kiss when both of your mouths were probably on each others genitals. And you also deserve it for expecting a kiss anyway.
This sounds like something I would do. If he just got done having sex he's probably tired, and not in the mood for more sex. He's not a machine. I think a pat on the back is a caring gesture: like "you did good, now take it easy and we'll hit it again tomorrow".
Protip: Don't suck your BFs dick then try to kiss him later. It may have been hot for him to give you a kiss with his cock juice on your lips while you were fucking, but after the boner wares off its not quite as good.
#80 - On 07/20/2009 at 7:36am by buckweat420
