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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85476) - you deserved it (6882)

On 03/10/2009 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by petpeeeve (woman) - United States (Florida)

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