By petpeeeve - 11/03/2009 02:53 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
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render 0

Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)

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maiden_girl 5

Maybe he just didn't know how to talk to you after that...

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walkerw1 0

Should have thrown in some nipple clips and whips! He would have been patting more than your back.

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julzziee 0

sorry to say but you must suck in bed. or maybe he noticed he's gay.

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scottm 0

Don't take that too seriously, if you gave him oral thats probably why he didn't kiss you.

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qwedfgcvb 1

I agree with number #55 on that one.. Or maybe he was like thanks for the lay be seeing you :P

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just_my_life 0

yea I'm gonna go with that sucks. like damn, but the patting prolly wasn't done with intentional meaning...maybe

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blondie3689 1

wow #36...ur a dumbass...go back to school

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Eryx_fml 3

There are some guys that have problems with ending up with cum in their mouth. I never had problem with that but I've heard from friends, some do. So don't worry maybe that's all... Maybe it's not... You should find out haha

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Eryx_fml 3

Somestimes a guy doesn't feel comfortable with kissing after they cum on you lol. I don't care when I do it with my girlfriend but I know some friends that would never kiss after a *******. So just don't worry about it. Maybe it's nothing, maybe it is... hahaha go have sex again and find out :)

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