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This is almost word for word the exact same FML as one a few years ago. You can find it in the "Best of" category, except the original FML had the boyfriend call his mother crying afterwards too. Tsk tsk.

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Well it's not really his fault.. I mean, #1 you have the right idea, at least he cared. Some people can't help but pass out at the sight of blood

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51- I'm one of those people. I pass out even when I get a shot at the doctor's office. This coming from a girl who guts deer. It all depends. OP, your boyfriend sounds like he cares. Maybe wait some time and try later?

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Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to bleed your first time. Nothing actually breaks (breaking a hymen is a stupid metaphor) if you go slow and have lots of foreplay you can do alright.

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You're right and wrong. Not everyone bleeds their first time (I didn't), but breaking your hymen does happen, if it hasn't already.

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I wouldn't say "breaking" is the right word to use, which I think is the point. More accurately, a hymen will rip or tear a little bit.

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56, well how many women actually do bleed? I don't remember it happening to me and I don't recall my friends mentioning anything like that. This is a serious question, please someone answer it. Thank you x)

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Sometimes you bleed, but it's never supposed to be a lot, just a small amount. before, they would display the white sheets after wedding sex to show that the bride was a virgin; i think it was the royal families that did that. but if youre gushing blood, it might not be your hymen, and should get that checked out

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It just depends on the girl. Some do, some don't. The blood is caused by the breakage of the hymen. Some girl's hymen breaks because they use tampons, sports, etc.

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Fuck, I already said it but this comment chain is hurting me. Hymens don't break. Tampons can't break anything if there is nothing to break. The bleeding is caused by friction on the (already "open") hymen. Therefore blood is avoidable. It bothers me that some girls in this chain don't know what they are talking about

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I love how i get down voted for telling someone else hes wrong when he really is im sorry guy but if he didnt have to be such a fucktard i wouldnt have to get on to him about gettin on to someone else

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73, that's stupid. So if I ride a bike, I don't have a cherry either? because I've heard a bike can pop your cherry too. Whether it's true or not, I don't know and I don't care but it's better to ask than to say it and look dumb.

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well greeneyebeuty9 when a person and another person like each other they play with each other private parts its called an adult hug

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Well, I was referring as a joke to what happens in men during arrousal. Rush of blood to anywhere else than the head. But don't be concerned that you don't get it...

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