Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
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I think you should see a doctor
#3 - On 08/16/2015 at 12:24am by ilovesoccer1610
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You should "accidentally" return the favor.
Sorry honey! I don't know how that dildo got in there!!?!
#11 - On 08/16/2015 at 12:31am by lat187
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