By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

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Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
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lat187 18

You should "accidentally" return the favor. Sorry honey! I don't know how that ***** got in there!!?!

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jojimugo 20

Ahhh the old oops move .. Sorry op

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trucker2 33

S/M without contract !!! Broom handle every man sleeps sooner or later

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lalaney 14

I'm so sorry. That hurts so bad. Unprepared anal is the worst.

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bapbap_fml 15

I don't know why this is downvoted. If I were not down for anal sex and some guy did it to me after I said no I sure as **** would be dumping his ass.

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amberdea404 28

That can actually be quite dangerous for both of you. You could have anal tearing due to lack of lube, while he can potentially get an infection in his urinary tract as the anus is full of bacteria.

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teentee401 36

Not to mention he performed a sexual act on OP that she didn't consent to, which can be considered rape/sexual assault.

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ragandhi 8

Is it really an accident or Was it intentional?

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mariathehoe 15

From the quoted "accident" I think we can be sure it was no accident

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ourtneyc 14

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bapbap_fml 15

I know. The amount of people on here who do not understand consent is disturbing! If someone says "No, I don't want your dick in there" and you put your dick there how is that not rape..? Giving consent to one sex act doesn't mean they can do whatever else they want to you even if you don't want to!

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ourtneyc 14

and if people disagree with my other comment, if anyone boyfriend husband etc does any form of sexual behavior to you without your consent it is considered assault

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crazy_bananas 31

And you're just a bitch 35.

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