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Take it as a compliment. You've got a MILF and a friend that'll do about anything for you to put in a good word. If he becomes your new dad, no more curfew. Takes teamwork to live the dream, man.

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Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on. Stacy can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool, (After school) We can hang around by the poo-oo-oo-oo-ool, (Hang by the pool) Did your mom get back from her business trip, (Business trip) Is she there, or is she tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip, (Give me the slip) You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be, I'm all grown up now, Baby can't you

So, you've got a MILF. I'm having a hard time seeing the FYL here. Your mom is hot, your kids will probably turn out great looking, as long as you don't marry Ugly Betty or something. Plus if your friend is really horny he'll be over. Maybe in a few minutes.

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Ah, it's not that bad... I had a friend who fancied my mum. I was about 15 at the time I think. Almost everything he said related to how hot my mum was. I just found it hilarious, I certainly wasn't offended or upset.

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Nah, it didn't bother me. He wasn't my type. Besides I was told the old saying that if a guy wants to know what his girlfriend looks like in 20 years, just look at the mother. :-)

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