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  Krajjan  |  9

Take it as a compliment. You've got a MILF and a friend that'll do about anything for you to put in a good word. If he becomes your new dad, no more curfew. Takes teamwork to live the dream, man.

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  yosho123  |  0

Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on. Stacy can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool, (After school) We can hang around by the poo-oo-oo-oo-ool, (Hang by the pool) Did your mom get back from her business trip, (Business trip) Is she there, or is she tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip, (Give me the slip) You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be, I'm all grown up now, Baby can't you see. [Chorus] Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, She's all I want, And I've waited for so long, Stacy can't you see, You're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom. Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on. Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn, (Mowed your lawn) Your mom came out with just a towel oh-oh-oh-oh-on, (Towel on) I could tell she liked me from the way she stared, (Way she stared) And the way she said, "You missed a spot over ther-re-re-re-ree," (Spot over there) [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/stacys-mom-lyrics-fountains-of-wayne.html ] And I know that you think it's just a fantasy, But since your dad walked out, Your mom could use a guy like me. [Chorus] Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, She's all I want, And I've waited for so long, Stacy can't you see, You're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom. [Instrumental Section] [Chorus] Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, She's all I want, And I've waited for so long, Stacy can't you see, You're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, I'm in love with Stacy's Mom. I'm in love with Stacy's Mom, Oh-oh, oh-oh, I'm in love with Stacy's Mom, Oh-oh, oh-oh, Wait a minute, Stacy can't you see, You're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong, But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.

By  ggggiggity  |  0

So, you've got a MILF. I'm having a hard time seeing the FYL here. Your mom is hot, your kids will probably turn out great looking, as long as you don't marry Ugly Betty or something. Plus if your friend is really horny he'll be over. Maybe in a few minutes.

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  Tikwichka  |  5

Ah, it's not that bad... I had a friend who fancied my mum. I was about 15 at the time I think. Almost everything he said related to how hot my mum was. I just found it hilarious, I certainly wasn't offended or upset.

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  Tikwichka  |  5

Nah, it didn't bother me. He wasn't my type. Besides I was told the old saying that if a guy wants to know what his girlfriend looks like in 20 years, just look at the mother. :-)

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