Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
by Yupppp. / 02/11/2015 at 1:25am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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At least it's not an untreatable STD.
#3 - On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am by mellajella
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It's the gift that keeps on giving.
#10 - On 02/11/2015 at 8:44am by CurvyisCool
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