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By Yupppp. - 11/02/2015 06:25 - United States - Flushing

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Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML

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By imgoingtofreakout - 26/12/2017 19:00

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Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

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Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

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Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

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Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML

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By anonymous - 04/07/2012 14:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML

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By 3somer - 20/08/2017 04:29

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Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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mellajella 14

Wednesday 11 February 2015 14:39

At least it's not an untreatable STD.

CurvyisCool 22

Wednesday 11 February 2015 14:44

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

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kalbrek009 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 17:17

New boyfriend? If you haven't been with him for at least 6-12 months you shouldn't be "smitten", however it would be wise to get rid of a guy who's obviously fooling around on you or didn't get himself checked before being with you...I have a YDI because it appears you didn't use protection & because that's "looking for love in all the wrong places" in my opinion.

gmaginn777 5

Thursday 12 February 2015 23:34

Lol

ice2eskimos 3

Friday 13 February 2015 2:26

You deserve a round of applause!

Sugar_ray17 3

Friday 13 February 2015 15:46

person with a std

savaj 3

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:13

Have you heard of condom?

mandi52511 2

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:45

probally should of used a condom

DeathWish5452 12

Thursday 28 January 2016 22:44

This was posted on my 15th bday

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