By Yupppp. - 11/02/2015 06:25 - United States - Flushing

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Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
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toxxickittyy 19

Why are people saying to stop the relationship? Its a new relationship, she in no one insinuated that he was cheating and he probably had it before they got together. It happens, its the way of 2015. If you really like him, don't dump him for that. Hope it works out for you OP.

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nitrog100 21

Neisseria gonorrhoeae. Verdict: cephtriaxione, azithromycin, and future condom use.

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ljrdz 7

awwww love and antibiotics....its a beautiful thing

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ZombieSazza 34

This is why in new relationships you use condone until you are both tested green

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nialls_girl 13

At least it's not viral...

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Rainbow_Princess 16

make sure its treated properly. Its stuff like this that can stop you having kids.

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mosquito19 14

I am sure you are gonna say to yourself " it's okay, at least it's not herpes".

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lindafayeh 7

I'm guessing you had unprotected sex without getting each other tested for the various STD (HIV, herpes, etc) Your lucky all you got was the clap its curable

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