By Yupppp. - 11/02/2015 06:25 - United States - Flushing

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Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25

You can't just return this present. No regifting either.

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rmllavaneras 19

Well, she CAN regift, although she doesn't know what she might get in return.

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austinn_lynn 10

At least you got to "clap" because it won't be permanent ?

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ColonelCusswords 24

everyone, give them a hand -clap-clap-clap-

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hippodankamus 22

Keeping the romance alive, I see.

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UhHuhHoney 20

Better go see a doctor if he gave you anything else

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JKROB 16

at least its treatable. and he was honest about it

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iRambo 12

At least he was being honest and told you even it's something you wouldn't want to hear. I hope all works out for you two.

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