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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50156) - you deserved it (5588)

On 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Sooz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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that's progress, support the guy

#2 - On 10/03/2013 at 2:50am by Dodge4x4Ram

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Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze.

(I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

#8 - On 10/03/2013 at 2:52am by Harpy20

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