Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47453) - you deserved it (10574)
On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
ImTheD0ct0r's life also sucksToday, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it…
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At least you tried to be a good wifey!
#1 - On 09/20/2013 at 6:08am by Jaffster68
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+298 | 13
Points for trying OP
#2 - On 09/20/2013 at 6:09am by RentABozo
+281 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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