Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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At least you tried to be a good wifey!
#1 - On 09/20/2013 at 6:08am by Jaffster68
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Points for trying OP
#2 - On 09/20/2013 at 6:09am by RentABozo
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