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By  Kalipczo  |  21

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  xxxnyria  |  4

Well that's untrue because some people don't like the texture hence the vomiting or the taste which by the way if they eat a load of crap tastes really salty and tastes disgusting!

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  Alicestraza  |  33

You're an idiot. It can taste very disgusting depending on the diet of the man, and she doesn't need to woman up so that he can come in her mouth, she's not a pornstar. If her husband wants her to do it so much he should change his diet to accommodate. Also they probably won't be getting intimate for a while because it was such a turn off, at least it seems that way.

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  Voij  |  16

26, that's absolute bullshit. Cheating is not about getting head or not, it's about someone getting horny and having absolutely no self-control whatsoever. [Or, rarely, they simply don't have the balls to first end a relationship before they start something with someone else.]

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  monnanon  |  13

no one can like the tastenof semem surely? its not pleasent but i dont mind doing it every so often if i have something to drink handy to get rid of the aftertaste. there are also plenty of other ways to finish a bj. its maybe not the taste. maybe op was cuaght unawares and it triggered her gag reflex either way i cant imagine it was fun for either of them.

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  DenBriZel  |  31

Really? Not all girls are sluts and suck every dude's dick. (and I'm not saying all girls who do it are sluts) but seriously telling to woman up and down it anyway is just whorish. 26- anyone who cheats to get a BJ isn't worth staying with. Guys should respect any girl who isn't open to them, whether or not they want them. Not every girl does it, and it's not a fucking necessity so I think guys need to stop acting like they're the most important thing in a relationship. And as for OP, that sucks! I'd try again when you feel ready. And if you don't want to try again I hope your guy is understanding and doesn't try to force you or decide to cheat on you (like said asshole above) good luck OP!

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  DenBriZel  |  31

Oh and for the record, I DO do BJ's so don't think I don't and that's the reason why I'm defending girls that don't. I just think it's completely wrong for guys to have the frame of mind that a girl NEEDS to and that he's justified to go elsewhere if they don't want to

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  timelessone  |  16

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  DocBastard  |  38

This thread is so chock full of stupid I just don't know where to begin. 1) Some people can't swallow. Texture, taste, whatever. Doesn't matter. Telling them to "woman up" because it's just one swallow is preposterous. 2) Potential future babies? Seriously? 3) Men cheat because their wives won't blow them? Are you fucking serious? I...you...I don't... You people are all idiots.

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  DenBriZel  |  31

Did I not just say that I wasn't saying ALL GIRLS are? Just the ones who say to woman up because it obviously doesn't taste bad and you're a baby and shit like that.

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Ok honey. I will only say this once so listen closely, k? There is no "woman up" saying. Obviously there is more to the story other than she is less of a woman for vomiting. I personally do not like the taste of ejaculation. But I told my husband this before we were even married. I will do a BJ every once in a while for him just because I know it is a need. I also have a low sex drive due to health issues and medications, so do I need to "woman up" and have sex even if I don't feel up to it that day? It is little girls like you that give men the idea that all women should be pornstars and they end up cheating as aformentioned. With communication comes knowledge and understanding of what each partner wants. Sorry other folks, rant over...

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  thatnucca  |  36

It's okay to try to spice things up in the bedroom, but It needs to be something they both comfortable with... In this case, she wasn't... I'm not so hung up on BJ as I've noticed most guys are... I can't even count how many times women have thought I didn't find them attractive because I turned a BJ down until after I explained myself... OP's husband owes it to her to at least try again or make her feel comfortable and wanted, and not quickly close out like she said he would... That's not healthy! But hey, to each his own...

By  Derpet  |  18

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  Grayness_  |  25

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  usarmywife  |  17

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  kathryn14  |  19

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  Jivesliven  |  24

#138, the taste is never the same, and just because one person has no issue with the taste doesn't mean that it won't taste gross enough for someone else to puke.

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  kathryn14  |  19

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#161 is right. It tastes different depending on what the guy eats. If he eats fruit and veg, the taste is very mild. If he eats, say, spicy food - the taste is absolutely rank lol! Maybe he didn't warn her he was about to finish and she was surprised and gagged? Poor lady, she tried though!

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  SessaKitty  |  6

For me at least, it's not about the taste. The texture and amount of it is what makes me not able to handle it being in my mouth. I gag repeatedly every time. Not pleasant. I couldn't even imagine being able to swallow it. Maybe OP is the same?

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  beclaurela  |  16

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  judea95  |  16

And you're an ass. Lets shove a dick down the back of your throat and see if you can hold back the vomiting. Everyone has a gag reflex, maybe he just went too deep.

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  JustKittyKat  |  24

#7 I've gone down on men a couple times in my short life and the semen is awful to me. Thank goodness it didn't taste too disgusting (in my opinion, but everyone has different opinions and not all cum tastes the same). My big problem was, all three times, the semen would make my mouth and throat go completely numb for up to an hour. It felt like your legs do when they fall asleep. I cannot stand that feeling! (And I don't think it's normal either)

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

Ok you're older than most on here. Age really has nothing to do with it. We get it, swallowing isn't an issue for you but to tell OP that she isn't a woman until she can, is a giant load of bullshit. You don't want other people's "horror stories" to stop her from trying again but you are sitting there being manipulating as fuck. For someone of your age and "experience" I would have expected better of you.

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

So loving the fact someone told her to "woman up" isn't your view too? If not why did you LOVE it so much. Also calling her a wuss, you must be a proud 55 year old, name calling like your 5 again.

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

You also should not be encouraging a 16 year old to do anything sexual. If she feels like she needs to know things of a sexual nature that is for her parents to teach her, not some random ass person off of the internet. Yes, she asked but she is also young. You could have suggested that she ask her parents or you should have not comment at all.

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  fooltemptress  |  31

#53, you don't want people misquoting you so how's this for ya: First you say that you wrote the comment you did because you didn't want to discourage a 16 year old on the site then you say people's ages on here aren't for you to monitor and you shouldn't have to censor yourself if no one else does. You clearly monitor people's ages on this site and you clearly alter your comments according to those ages, thus censoring yourself. So, which is it? Do you monitor people's ages and censor yourself or don't you? Or was it just some BS excuse to justify your "she's a wuss" comment after getting reamed for it? Personally, I think you're full of it.

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  mFUNdo21  |  17

#7 I'm 16 too, don't worry about the taste, it's different for everyone. don't let someone else's bad experiences hinder you from trying it some time. but I'm not at all telling you to go suck off as many guys as you can to find a taste you like, just like some people like tomatoes and others hate them, cum is kind of the same, some people like it and others don't. it's all about your opinion if you ever feel like giving it a go

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  TwistedCherub1  |  15

Diet isn't the sole decider of taste. My husband eats mostly red meat & spicy food, but tastes fine. Magazines, like Cosmo, tell people all kinds of things like pineapple, no dairy, blah, blah, blah. If all their "better sex" claims were true regular subscribers would be having 24/7 orgasms by now. Diet is a factor, along with hygiene, toxin levels in the body, frequency of ejaculation, presence of disease/illness, physical disorders, etc. and individual tastes of second party.

By  mollyx  |  6

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By  graceinsheepwear  |  33

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By  graphicstyle7  |  17

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  lylotrezor  |  20

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  SrakaSrakasta  |  20

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  Sh3lbs  |  6

#82 1) Wow you need to clean your vagina or find a different girl friend. That was horrid describing. 2) I, like many women I'm sure, go down on my boyfriend every single time we have sex, and the favour is rarely returned. So yeah, there are selfish partners out there. 3) Wow, you're trying to say all women have nasty vaginas and we can't tell you otherwise? I, again, like most women I'm sure, shower every day. And like most women, we're not filthy pigs who don't clean our lady parts. If you're a woman, I feel bad for you. If you're a man, I feel even worse for you. Stinky gross vagina or stinky gross girlfriends, either way, FYL because your opinion of vaginas is insane.

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  Alicestraza  |  33

So just because she doesn't swallow on a regular basis means she is tense and only likes vanilla sex? I'm far from vanilla and I don't swallow, my bf has a terrible fast food diet and we've compromised on the issue. If its so bad for her I don't see why she has to adhere to it just to "keep her man happy". That's true for straight men too, if you're throwing up while going down on someone, ask them to maintain better hygiene or just stop doing it.

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So because OP doesn't normally give her boyfriend blowjobs, she's inhibited. Way to be a judgemental bitch. Every couple has different go-to moves and different favored routines. Perhaps Op's boyfriend just wanted to try something new or add blowjobs into their sex life. The fact that she tried it means she isn't inhibited.

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  SrakaSrakasta  |  20

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

Who the hell is yelling about vaginas smelling like roses and saying that if a man doesn't go down on their lover they're worthless??? I see no such comment on this entire FML. No one - man or female should be forced to feel like they have to.

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  SrakaSrakasta  |  20

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  nnnope  |  26

163 - actually, it's public opinion BECAUSE so many women go down on their male partners without having the favor ever returned...myself included. it's sad that you find your own anatomy so repulsive, and only feel that the people who shouldn't find it repulsive are the ones who want relationships/sex with women. what is wrong with you?? also, have you forgotten that men pee too, and that dicks *can* smell SO much worse than vaginas after one of your hypothetical long days? you should stop being so combative...it's not helping.

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  SrakaSrakasta  |  20

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  SrakaSrakasta  |  20

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  rlTlk  |  13

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  cloudsofneon  |  5

Just a question, does he not come in your mouth at all? I've always thought it would be a lot worse to hold it in your mouth while you reach for a cup or something to spit instead of just going ahead and swallowing it.

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  nnnope  |  26

192: "semen is gross" and "men are gross" do not mean the same thing. that'd be like becoming asexual because everybody poops. I also don't think someone finding a bodily fluid not-so-tasty makes that person an unwise partner choice... that's ridiculous. and please don't tell me I chose my partner unwisely. the only one here with issues is *clearly* you. (what else am I supposed to deduce when you respond to everyone with a multi-paragraph tirade?)

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  igetfeisty  |  6

Or perhaps you could try not bring such a judgmental bitch? That's also a very valid option. I'm about as kinky as they get and will NOT let a man come in my mouth. The smell, texture, taste are all utterly abhorrent and a recent study shows that only about 30% of women will do that. So how bout you sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up?

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166: You were being a judgemental bitch by saying that blowjobs are normal for all couples and that it's a 'mild' thing. And saying that OP is likely inhibited just cemented this view. Like I said before, not everyone has the same sexual routine and you can only judge your own, and not other people's outlook on their sexual life, nor is it up to you to judge what is or isn't the norm in other people's sex lives.

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  gonnahurt  |  3

your take on vaginas is hysterical!! I don't know what horrors you've faced in your cunnilingus experience but I never met a vagina I didn't like! my women have always known they could wake me with some pussy in my face over a blowjob any day. Before you get confused I love getting head but NOTHING beats eating pussy

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