By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 04:57 - United States - Santa Barbara

Spicy
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
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nnnope 26

cool story. don't tell it again.

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Erery 16

Why do guys get so much pleasure out of a girl swallowing his cum? Seriously????

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Cristian89 29

It's like marking your territory on that girl lol

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rlTlk 13

Well for one I don't think seeing someone spit it out after is very attractive 0.0 but the male instinct is to you know get his sperm guys in there little brain doesn't know it's the wrong place, all it knows is , sperm planted, success! And also it more implies the woman enjoyed it rather than is disgusted by it that cannot be good for an ego or libido. To get the feeling afterwards that your partner is disgusted or did not enjoy it even if obviously they are not receiving stimulation, which does not imply not receiving pleasure as from personal experience giving oral can be very sensual and pleasing experience in itself. So to see them have a negative reaction would be an instant off put

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carmagnet 11

It's not the taste. I find that it is the consistency and the surprise that do it to me. Don't worry OP you aren't the only person this happens to. I have done it a few times since. I have found that spitting and rinsing my mouth after help. Or maybe just getting him to give you a warning so you can prepare for it.

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rlTlk 13

Exactly, the texture and the feeling of it being forced down your throat.. Bad taste never helps but that's not what makes you gag.. That and a lot of guys force deeper when they are cumming and more focused on that moment for themselves than their partners well being. its incredibly hard to hold back in that moment you can feel that, but it doesn't help the not gaging part at all.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Damn that sounds soooo boring and pretty lame too. Good luck with that OP

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Omniprism 14

Awe I wouldn't say a long long time. I mean things happen. I've gagged a few times myself but that wouldn't stop me from trying to please or pleasure my partner. Get back on that horse.

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twan_slytherin 2

Your husband has to be careful for what he wishes for lmao!!!!! Good on you though for giving it a try

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Imaginationn 6

If it was your first time doing that I wouldnt worry to much. It takes awhile to adjust to the taste. It also depends on what he is eating

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lexisJO 11

#144, Lol. I'm 18 years old, definitely no where near old or washed up, definitely not a cougar, and I love to swallow for my boyfriend. It pleases him and I don't mind it. It has nothing to do with "trying to be like a pornstar". Lmfao.

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kumarina 35

Was it the taste?? Because eating pineapple makes it sweeter

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