Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

by Urgghh / 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

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  • Hehe! That's funny. I'm sure you have very nice boobies, so relax and tell him his junk is small like a normal person.

    #3 - On 05/17/2013 at 2:46am by Grand_Cookie

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  • I'll never understand guys who have flat-chested girlfriends joking or complaining of their lack of boobage. If that bothers you so much, don't go out with her. Otherwise, shut your stupid mouth and love her for everything else.

    #13 - On 05/17/2013 at 3:10am by perdix

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