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Hey nutty4muffs and every other commenter, when you comment your comment can be edited within like 120 seconds before it becomes final. Just saying so if you catch an error you can fix it. = )

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24 - Might have done it on the iPhone app, and sometimes, that can be a bitch to deal with Also could be more than 120 seconds between posts (one post at 7:45:00, and the other at 7:47:45)

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Woah now, dont get hasty, we all know that if the sheets go, her breast sizes go down with them, and nobody wants that, am I right?

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Yes, 24, I would have, if not for my app's flood protection. I know I can edit it, and maybe I will next time to spare myself the sass.

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I recently just found bed bugs in my room and the best thing to do is to burn everything in the infected room. Anything you can't burn or don't want to burn (such as clothes) should be bagged and set out in a sunny spot for a few days to heat up. Putting clothes in the dryer also works. Bed bugs may also lay eggs in the carpet. What I personally did was sprayed Hot Shot bed bug spray (can be found at Walmart) all over the carpet and every crack and crevice. I then set a Hot Shot bed bug bomb off

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They can love for 11 months without eating.. Chances are if you didn't get a professional in they are just hiding out waiting.. I know from experience.

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Whaaaaaat?!?!?? Women can't say boobies? Btw, I couldn't resist.. *you're saying And as a woman she's allowed to call them whatever the fuck she wants.

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39, you made no sense. I'm pretty sure she's only capable of being one woman. So while I'm at it, *woman. You must be new here...or to the world in general, if you found that comment shocking. Living under a rock sounds terrible.

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#92. You forgot babies. Babies love boobies and they are the only ones who use them for their secondary purpose.

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128 actually babies like boobs for their primary* purpose, as boobs are meant for feeding babies. Appealing to others sexually is their secondary purpose

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109 - he didn't try to blame it on autocorrect, he said he made a mistake. So maybe you should accept the fact that you failed.

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63 - I can make puns too. It doesn't matter Weber or not they're related to the FML. I'll Liszt them anyway. Can you Handel that, or will it put you under too much Strauss? Either way, Schubert-er go Bach to wherever you came from, because quite frankly, Ives had enough of this. Now Gluck off.

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hecallsmedarlin, just shut up and get out, you clearly don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about.

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Being messy or not usually has nothing to do with a pest problem, besides roaches. When it comes to things like bed bugs, fleas, or lice, it's usually an unfortunate circumstance, and it's never as easy as washing the sheets to get rid of them. 70, the more you talk, the more ignorant you seem. You should quit while you're ahead. Which would have been 4 comments ago.

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Did anyone else get the impression that hecallsmedarlin spent a lot of time and effort trying to make her comments sound intelligent by using a diction which was clearly unnatural for her?

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Hecallsmedarlin - From all of your comments that I've seen on both this FML and others, I've decided that you're a total moron and an utter stuck up bitch. I'm probably not the only one who's made this judgement either. Also, you're actually wrong, like everyone has said. Bed bugs have nothing to do with cleanliness. Ever heard of the term assumption is the mother of all fuck ups? Yeah.

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hecallesmedarlin- Calm down. This is just the FML community. Everyone is allowed to post a comment to your comment especially if they are right. Angelwings31 was simply stating an opinion too. I've got thumb down before and it's not that big of a deal. Before you defend yourself by being smart, try reading up on bed bugs. They are just as unfotunate and come with no cause or fault.

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I know I've said this more than enough times, but I couldn't agree more with the point 104 has. I get more negatively voted comments than I'd like, but I have gotten over the fact that I make stupid comments on occasion and the best I can hope for is that my next comment on the next FML will be better.

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12-So, becaise it didn't happen to you, that makes it impossible for any other clean person to get bed bugs, and it gives you the right to make comments like that about another persons situation that you also don't know anything about? Seems legit...... -.-

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#83 - I thought the exact same thing. Hecallsmedarlin - Quit talking, just do the simple research, and don't pull information out of your ass.

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Hecallsmedarlin... "she could have simply thumbed me down and moved on" ... I think you just need to move on, how many times have you been told to quit commenting? Take the advice and just stop.

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84- are you really that simple, or did you not read the entire comment? Almost Every single one of her comments have been stuck up, stupid, misinformed and or bitchy. Every time she comments, she gets thumbed down because of this. So judging by that, well yeah, most people are going to make the judgement that she is in fact a bitch. It's not assumption when there's clear evidence, dear ;)

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Hecallsmedarlin lookin at all the rebuttals against your comments you just might be the. Only one that thinks this is disgusting lol.

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Wow. I make one comment about the FML & everyone is so butthurt about what I have to say. This makes me a stuck up bitch? You all are seriously rude as fuck and way to concerned about a simple comment. MY BAD THAT I DIDNT RESEARCH BED BUGS! Holy fuck! So sorry that it is my understanding that people who are dirty are more likely to get bed bugs than someone who is fucking clean. That is ALL I was getting at. And you know what, I'm probably fucking right on that fact because being clean you a

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Again, hecallsmedarlin, a simple fucking google search would prove you wrong about your "cleanliness theory" bed bugs are just as attracted to dirty people as they are to clean people. Fucking web.md it, and quit assuming. I believe it's more or less you just annoy the shit out of quite a few people with your obnoxious comments, and honestly need to get the picture, or just stop.

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168- i have posted only a few comments on this site since I have been on it.... Again, MY BAD for not researching bed bugs before posting my comment... Wasn't aware everyone was going to freak the fuck out on me. I believe everyone is taking it a little to extreme though.. Don't think I did anything wrong... I guess besides not researching bed bugs?! Lol. Seriously blows my mind that there are this many people full of hate.. Though, it really IS a fact that the cleaner your surroundings, and cle

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You are pissing everyone off because you apparently lack any trace of humility. Despite being told over and over again that cleanliness has nothing- I repeat, NOTHING- to do with bed bugs, you refuse you admit that you are wrong. I've been proven wrong on this site before. When that happens, I usually say: "My bad! You are totally right." and then I move on. You, on the other hand, feel it's necessary to defend yourself despite the fact that you have no reason to. You were wrong. Ge

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I'm just going to have to agree with 171, apparently just CAN'T own up. You are wrong! Cleanliness has nothing to do with this. Go ahead and keep believing you're right, but it's false.

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Here's a scenario, Ms. Cleanliness. A friend comes over to your oh-so-clean house with some flea eggs, or better yet, we'll stick with the theme of the argument, bed bugs that have tucked away in his clothes. In the course of his visit, said bed bugs dislodge and proceed to reproduce like mice all over your house. Now, even though you live a clean life, you have bed bugs. So please do us all a favor and quit replying trying to defend yourself, because I just blew your entire argument out of the

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^ dude, I FUCKING GET IT! I knooooow you can get it from traveling, being in someone else's house, having someone in yours. I KNOW THAT, okay?? ALL I said it is just less likely the more you take care of yourself and your surroundings. Why is that so hard for everyone to except?! Yes it can be unfortunate and happen to anyone, k? Fucking a people just leave it alone, let it go & drop it. Holy shit you all are fucking uptight, cranky & snotty as shit. Saying that I am is a fucking joke. G

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hecallsmedarlin- I'm not going to.get into the huge argument that you were all in. I've dealt with bed bugs and have done as much research on them as I possibly could, so I do know the facts. But anyways, point is... you need to calm down and relax. It's just FML. Don't need to have a hissy fit. Be the bigger person and leave it alone. If you're wrong... be wrong. If you're right.. be right. But my point here is, when everyone started calling you a stuck up bitch, you started to act like one. Th

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I find it funny that you complain and call us judgmental yet you are very quick to the punch to insult us over the Internet (at the same time complaining it's only the Internet). If I get thumbed down immediately and are told that I am wrong, especially on something that is not an opinion, I try and remember to pull myself off FML and load up Safari to check up on whatever the heck I'm talking about. That's just me, but I suggest getting into that habit. Immediately assuming you are right about

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Whether* Quick to the punch to insult? I believe I said; cranky, snotty & uptight. Way less horrible than what everyone else on here is calling me. Only thing else I said was to quit ganging up on me over something so stupid. It's obviously 1 against 20, so is it really that wrong of me to try and stick up for myself when I'm getting called a bitch, stuck up, a moron & so on? No, I don't believe it is.. I in no way deserved to be treated so shitty by a bunch of people who seem to be com

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*accept* I had ignored this mistake until I saw you correct someone in a comment below. I decided I needed to go back and call you out. You insulted someone using incorrect information and that is why you got the response you did. Then your responses and arguments were bitchy as others stated.

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Male bed bugs mate by ripping open the stomach of the female and depositing semen there. I know, unrelated but this comment reminded me of that :|

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