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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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"Hey can I get a glass of water"
"Sure, can I get you anything else?"
(Porn music starts to play)

#8 - On 03/09/2013 at 8:27pm by Cbizzlez

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Couldn't pay the bill, huh?

#4 - On 03/09/2013 at 8:25pm by SixthSinEnvy

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