Intimacy: Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my...

By je_regrette_tout - 09/03/2013 18:50 - France - Livry-gargan

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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By debodave - 22/07/2009 20:06 - Germany

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later, I was feeling horny, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2022 16:30

Today, in a holiday cottage, I was a little horny so I decided to watch some porn. An hour later, the owner barged in, screaming that I was not to use her internet for such things, that I’m a "loose slut" and that I'm "going to hell". The bitch must somehow have been illegally spying on my internet usage. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By busted - 05/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I told my mum that the reason I hadn't contacted her for 3 days was that my internet was broken, when in reality I'd gone off for a dirty weekend with the guy I'm having sex with. I forgot my older sister worked for my internet provider. FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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By 0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

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Sunday 10 March 2013 2:27

"Hey can I get a glass of water" "Sure, can I get you anything else?" (**** music starts to play)

SixthSinEnvy 39

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:25

Couldn't pay the bill, huh?

Comments

seansbro56 10

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:28

Why is this an fml if you purposely did it??? And wouldn't that be a good thing anyways...

chottu 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:28

Why is this an FML? You chose to have sex with him, you will just have to live with the knowledge that you lived a **** cliche :P

ColbyGB 13

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:29

Was there bad acting involved also?

HowieDoIt 21

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:30

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Devilpuppy0861 7

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:24

"I'm going to megabyte your PCU and show you who's boss by RAMing your motherboard till I defrag your system ;)

LeafsGuy92 10

Sunday 10 March 2013 8:33

^ NERD.

your_ma 27

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:30

"Here's your water.. here's my lady parts.. the decision is yours ;)"??

kinky44 28

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:31

*Insert relevant, humorous, observation here*

HowieDoIt 21

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:34

*insert my fist into your face*

firefighter925 18

Sunday 10 March 2013 4:15

*insert laughter here*

SillyGirl4602 23

Sunday 10 March 2013 8:11

I will never understand why people make these kinds of comments.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Sunday 10 March 2013 21:42

My Name is Earl.

capslockisgood 19

Monday 11 March 2013 2:43

153, No, your name is SHAMUS.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:34

Did a random camera crew come outta nowhere?

scottyspot 11

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:36

So, how about a glass of water?

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:38

I guess he was that attractive. He just wanted to wet his lips but ended up wetting yours, giggity. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around how getting a glass of water leads to repairman sex though.