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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17704) - you deserved it (29580)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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I was going to make a joke, butt fuck it.

#11 - On 02/23/2013 at 9:33pm by Smeelover27

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Alright Perdix. Bend over.

#6 - On 02/23/2013 at 9:24pm by NoorFML

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