Intimacy: Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend,...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00

Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML

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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Smeelover27 15

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:33

I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.

amanda_smith54 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:22

You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha

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teganlouisemould 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:28

I refused when my boyfriend asked... and every now and then he points out he will... eew no

penguinazul 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:29

Honestly don't knock it til you try it. It's really not bad at all.

blackman100 20

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:30

Just let it happen. You might like it. Both of you. ;)

Vanillanougat 14

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:31

i can't wait to see Perdix's reaction to this....

heyred 11

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:32

It's fun for the girl!

picante72 24

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:32

Dirty Sanchez time

dazdaspaz 12

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:37

While he is 'trying' your sticky date, give him a choc top! I'm sure that'll make him think twice!

honora_ 5

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:37

I think anal would totally feel great. 1.Lots of gay guys enjoy it 2.When you poop it feels good 3.Getting your butthole fingered feels great

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 24 February 2013 6:17

Men enjoy anal because they have a prostate that can be stimulated through the rectum that is kind of like the male "g-spot." Women don't have prostates. You might like it, though, I'm just letting you know you're a little misinformed.

vadaaa 11

Sunday 24 February 2013 8:24

The only time pooping feels good is when it is finally OUT.

Sputnikspak 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:23

75 - Women don't have prostates, but it doesn't mean anal can't be pleasurable if you have proper stimulation elsewhere. Your anus is still an erogenous zone, whether you're just using a finger on the outside, or a butt plug, or a penis. If it is really, REALLY uncomfortable, you're probably not doing it right. You can't just spit on your hand and slam into an ass - lots of lube, lots of time stretching and working up to it, and it can be really good.

jayceejaco 15

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:38

It's pretty enjoyable actually

japtap81 16

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:41

I hate anal, but I let my ex try it with me, he didnt like it but allowed me to stick my finger up his ass to show how it feels. He said he'd never think about doing it again unless a girls asks.