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Its the word play she used 37. Its like she knew how to bend my mind around her finger and open up a new reality to me.

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Customs officer: Where's your passport? OP: My dog ate it. Customs officer: I used that as a lame excuse for homework when I was 10 -__- OP: But it's true. I brought along the decomposed form in a doggy bag. Look! Lets reconstruct it! Customs officer: I'd rather not. Just go through the gate. Remember, in Soviet Russia, poop is passport.

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No, she is not. I would be afraid in a country like that, but the internet may have spoiled me on this one.

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There was a rugby player recently who couldn't go with his team abroad for a really key match as his puppy had eaten his passport. Cue loads of jokes about how he was in the doghouse nw because of it!

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Perhaps people who have families there. Or perhaps there's something in Russia that you don't know about. Why do you care anyway?

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Why do people travel to the north pole? There's always a reason from someone to go somewhere... (and that being said, Denmark doesn't stand out as the most spectacular destination either)

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@31 There is a big difference. Denmark is a magnificent place. Russia is horrible. But be my guest and call Denmark whatever you want. I know the truth.

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Crazy ass moms do. Mine carries pepper spray by her car door and a riffle in her trunk "just in case" she says.

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All I was trying to say is that just because she is a mom, it doesn't make her any less crazy than the next person.

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Carrying firearms and pepper spray for protection ( which is not my definition of crazy) is not even on the same spectrum as forcing a poor animal to eat something they shouldn't and don't want to. All I'm saying

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