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By  rachel_h  |  14

Haha woww

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  oj101  |  33

Customs officer: Where's your passport? OP: My dog ate it. Customs officer: I used that as a lame excuse for homework when I was 10 -__- OP: But it's true. I brought along the decomposed form in a doggy bag. Look! Lets reconstruct it! Customs officer: I'd rather not. Just go through the gate. Remember, in Soviet Russia, poop is passport.

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  toon_girl  |  12

There was a rugby player recently who couldn't go with his team abroad for a really key match as his puppy had eaten his passport. Cue loads of jokes about how he was in the doghouse nw because of it!

By  Connect  |  10

Who the fuck takes vacations in Russia?

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  Connect  |  10

I've just been to Russia. And it's a shithole.

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  sniken  |  14

Why do people travel to the north pole? There's always a reason from someone to go somewhere... (and that being said, Denmark doesn't stand out as the most spectacular destination either)

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  Connect  |  10

@31 There is a big difference. Denmark is a magnificent place. Russia is horrible. But be my guest and call Denmark whatever you want. I know the truth.

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  23Z9TZO  |  18

This joke isn't overused at all

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  dontpanic_fml  |  32

Carrying firearms and pepper spray for protection ( which is not my definition of crazy) is not even on the same spectrum as forcing a poor animal to eat something they shouldn't and don't want to. All I'm saying

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