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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45852) - you deserved it (7265)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:20am - intimacy - by tingles (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

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don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, & die.

#2 - On 01/19/2013 at 10:13am by greeneyebeauty9

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Clean sex is good sex.

#1 - On 01/19/2013 at 10:12am by Freeze

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