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Freaky family

By Anonymous - 14/09/2026 09:00 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML

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angus 17

Monday 14 September 2026 9:43

That trailer’s gonna get cramped really fast

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angus 17

Monday 14 September 2026 9:43

That trailer’s gonna get cramped really fast

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