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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML


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On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p

#4 - On 09/14/2012 at 6:21am by Mademoiselle

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Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.

#9 - On 09/14/2012 at 6:26am by supportcommand

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